An OBSCENE amount of chocolate.

It would appear the heavens opened on Nantes for a good 36 hours non-stop. Resembling drowned rats, we went to a “potato restaurant” which was just what we needed. It was like a little taverny hut thing, amazing. My food came and there was 6 slices of raw chicken, which I had to cook myself?! Took me about ten minutes, I should have been bloody paid but whatever. Anyway we eat until we wanted to die, Annie: “my tights aren’t usually this tight they feel so so tight” .

We went to the cinema and watched “Mange Prie Aimer” , coulda been pretty good if I’d understood a word. We basically had a cheeky nap in the cinema and didn’t learn anything. Anyway beforehand, me and Jess went to the supermarket and I bought an absolutely OBSCENE amount of chocolate. We went on the self service till in fear of being judged. Anyway this resulted in me having to shove it all up my jumper/in my bra etc etc as it wouldn’t all fit in my bag. The tram home wans’t the proudest moment of my life to say the least…when I got up to get off at my stop, 5 packets of malteasers, 2 x 100g bars of “Crunch” chocolate, a massive bag of chewy sweets (closest I could find to maoams) and 5 packets of smarties all went flying onto the floor from inside my bra and jumper resulting in me scrambling around on the floor trying (desperatrely, mad I add) to pick up all the calorific goodies which are guaranteed to make me fat. I should have kept my pride (and my ever-ever-growing petite frame) and left it all on the floor for the many tramps here. Not fabulous.