An obscene amount of chocolate - continued..or shall we say finished?

WHY OH WHY is it so god damn easy to eat a 100g bar of chocolate in one sitting? WHY? I was under some deluded impression that being a resident of France would automatically make me skinny, as every bloody female here is. But AU CONTRAIRE indeed. When purchasing all this chocolate, for fear of friends judging me I told them all I was just stocking up and it will probably last ages...I bought it all on the 1^st October, it is now the 3^rd and I’ve polished it all off... TUBS.

As Jess quite nicely put it;

Don't underestimate her,

Because she is small,

A tube of smarties in ten seconds,

She can neck them all.