Most likely to "marry a tramp” and “steal off an old lady”

Well! It turns out after playing a drinking game in Bouffay (representing Brits Abroad) that I am the most likely “to marry a tramp” and “steal off an old lady”- NOT fabulous. Laz* would not be impressed. I spent the rest of my night trying to convince my new friends, with whom I’m concerned about the impression I’ve made of myself, that I have a very big heart. Livi tried to persuade me that perhaps people voted me most likely to marry a tramp due to my big heart. Stealing off an old lady however, that is unforgivable. The excuses that I was given for these accusations were pathetic truth be told. Jess tried to give me some bullshit about “we know that if you had to protect your best friend and that was the only way – blablabla”. But ended up admitting that I am the most ballsy. Ballsy?! balls·y  (bôl z )

adj. balls·i·er, balls·i·est Vulgar Slang

Very tough and courageous, often recklessly or presumptuously so.

I don’t want to be ballsy! Anyway, from now on - classy and fabulous, classy and fabulous.

*Laz - aka Lazza, Lazarus and sometimes "Mum"